Mercedes Benz have released a new, giant-sized utility vehicle for the world market.
The first man to take ownership is circus ringmaster, Waxmo Starsh, pictured below (sans top-hat and tails) alongside a statue of Pope Benedict XVI.
“This ute is perfect. The clear canopy over the rear tray means I know exactly where my tools are, or what rubbish I’m taking to the tip. There’s plenty of room. As you can see, I’ve already loaded a very large chair in there to take to the dump and it still looks basically empty. I was thinking about offloading this statue, too, but he can stay in the garden a little longer. The pigeons like him.
I reckon I could fit two, maybe even three lions in there and drive around the Big Top scaring the kiddies. This is going to be so much fun!”
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With apologies in advance to Sniff Petrol
Swade, you are going straight to hell. Love it!
Ha ha Swade! thanks for the laugh!
I could make a joke about Mr. XVI’s past, but I leave at this. 8-/
I can see a market for this for folks in the Tropical Fish business. What better way to display your merchandise? And maybe a deal could be worked out between the guy in the white dress and some aquarium. I mean hey…he is already involved with loaves. Perfect match. 🙂
You know I want it.